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Okay, we recant our earlier statement. Your sword will never get you a date UNLESS you’re Christopher Lee.
How a 90-Year-Old Man Made the Most Metal Album Ever
Christopher Lee — the English actor most famous for playing Dracula, Saruman, Count Dooku, and the mad scientist in Gremlins 2 — recently turned 91 years old. While most people commemorating their 10th decade of life would limit the celebration to a 3:00 p.m. dinner reservation at Red Lobster, Lee decided to mark the occasion by releasing a heavy metal album.
“At 18 years old, he had already met one of Rasputin’s assassins and witnessed the last public guillotine execution in France.”
He was more badass in his first 18 years on this planet than I will be for the rest of my life.
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Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”