1. Notes: 67329 / 1 year ago  from thatkidschalk (originally from dutchster)

    awesomephilia:

    I WON THE INTERNET! [via]

  2. Notes: 13922 / 1 year ago  from soundinbraille (originally from theomeganerd)

    theomeganerd:

    Portal Themed Bedroom by Lauren

    I must live there

  3. Notes: 486 / 1 year ago  from hellzironchef (originally from cracked)
    thebowtierambler:

cracked:

Okay, we recant our earlier statement. Your sword will never get you a date UNLESS you’re Christopher Lee.
How a 90-Year-Old Man Made the Most Metal Album Ever


Christopher Lee — the English actor most famous for playing Dracula, Saruman, Count Dooku, and the mad scientist in Gremlins 2 — recently turned 91 years old. While most people commemorating their 10th decade of life would limit the celebration to a 3:00 p.m. dinner reservation at Red Lobster, Lee decided to mark the occasion by releasing a heavy metal album.


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“At 18 years old, he had already met one of Rasputin’s assassins and witnessed the last public guillotine execution in France.”
He was more badass in his first 18 years on this planet than I will be for the rest of my life.

    thebowtierambler:

    cracked:

    Okay, we recant our earlier statement. Your sword will never get you a date UNLESS you’re Christopher Lee.

    How a 90-Year-Old Man Made the Most Metal Album Ever

    Christopher Lee — the English actor most famous for playing Dracula, Saruman, Count Dooku, and the mad scientist in Gremlins 2 — recently turned 91 years old. While most people commemorating their 10th decade of life would limit the celebration to a 3:00 p.m. dinner reservation at Red Lobster, Lee decided to mark the occasion by releasing a heavy metal album.

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    “At 18 years old, he had already met one of Rasputin’s assassins and witnessed the last public guillotine execution in France.”

    He was more badass in his first 18 years on this planet than I will be for the rest of my life.

    (Source: cracked.com)

     
  4. Notes: 421150 / 1 year ago  from thatkidschalk (originally from memewhore)
    french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

    french:

    my life all wrapped up into one photo

    (Source: memewhore)

     
  5. Notes: 90050 / 1 year ago  from soundinbraille (originally from whedonversegifs)
  6. Notes: 2222 / 1 year ago  from thatkidschalk (originally from meme-spot)
    meme-spot:

hehehe

    meme-spot:

    hehehe

     
  7. Notes: 2975 / 1 year ago  from hellzironchef (originally from thebeautifulcollision)
    thebeautifulcollision:

oh god too funny

    thebeautifulcollision:

    oh god too funny

     
  8. Notes: 136760 / 1 year ago  from omikero (originally from brbkillingnubs)

    cloneymcstudent:

    milesjai:

    THE BEST OF THE BEST

    THIS IS THE BEST

    (Source: brbkillingnubs)

  9. 1 year ago  from bookmarklet
    I dont……OH. - Imgur

    I dont……OH. - Imgur

     
  10. Notes: 137714 / 1 year ago  from lalalalaitsdesiree (originally from hoistedcolors)

    synchronoise-ity:

    Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

    “get in the fucking tardis GOD”

    “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

    doctor, where are we?

    “in the shit.” 

    (Source: hoistedcolors)

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