October 2011
49 posts
My selfless roommate's crazy girlfriend is...
You know what that means folks: GET OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP. From experience, Unnamed Roommate, 1 out of every 1 girlfriends that do that to you are either thinking of, or already have cheated on you. Probably multiple times. Probably as you’re on the phone with her right now as she accuses you.
Best of luck friend.
…however kindly take your conversation elsewhere as I am...
"Metal Gear Solid HD Collection delayed to early...
revolverocelot:
darknessandstarlight:
I think my avatar accurately sums up my reaction to this.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EDIT: Wait if it’s only in Europe I’m ok
WHAT?!? OAEIHGAERUNIREUG N…..WHAT???? GRAGHGHGHHHH
Hahaha ALL of Europe?
My roommate has brought war upon himself
Eating my food, chewing like a cow missing it’s lips, and now DROPPING MY PLASTIC WRAPPED FOOD AND JUST SHOVING IT BACK INTO THE FRIDGE WROUGHT WITH HIS STUFF LIKE A NUTRITIOUS GAME OF RISK…WITHOUT PUTTING THE WRAP BACK ON IT. And he will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon him.
Multi-Party System →
itsmtothea:
America Is Not A Democracy
Having Only 2 Party Choices When Registering To Vote Is Not Right, Or Even WORKING.
Read This And Open Your Fucking Eyes.
We Have Divided Ourselves Because The Government Has Told Us It’s Ok
Read.
You’re right. We live in a representative republic.
I agree, the parties are silly, especially when both of them suck, which is why I’d...
Photo Album - Imgur →
Ahhhh college
God's Plan For Me...
Still trying to figure that out. Constantly torn between the reminder of the greatest mistake I’ve ever made and the fact that I’ve grown so much from it. There’s so much shit on my knees that I’m never going to let anyone make me crawl again. I would have never had the self-respect I have now, had I not lost it all in the first place.
So this is a sign that I’m...
Watchtyleroakley:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Magneto & Gandalf.
My hero…and I missed out on seeing him at FSU…also, @tyleroakley, you left out King Lear.
Dear people using tumblr to complain about...
Stop. There are diaries for this. Or hired hits. I know a guy. Unless of course I’m misunderstanding tumblr and you’re okay with negative attention. In which case, as you were. I suppose the hypocrisy in me saying this, though, makes me no better.
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I'm straight!
Happy Coming Out Day! Straight, gay, or anything in between…get out of the closet today too!
“This is an important lesson to remember when you’re having a bad day, a bad...”
– Kelly Cutrone
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGHGHHHHGHHGHG...
That is all.
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My Poor Roommate
From what I’m gathering by the saddened, yet loud, tones of my roommate’s voice, it would seem that he’s getting emotionally torn apart by a girlfriend that I presume is shitting in his heart. And it’s been going on for a few weeks now. I’d love to help him, but just as everyone was there for me when the same thing was happening, he needs to skid his knees. And...
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